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Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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Hi, today's politically incorrect. Just a couple of cushy wee jokes to lighten the day. cheers.

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Last updated: Jan. 10, 2015 3:12 am
Posted: Apr. 2, 2013 7:22 am
 
Commented by: Don
Apr. 2, 2013 7:22 am
A dwarf goes to a very good but very busy doctor and asks "I know you are busy but do you treat dwarves?" The doctor replies "Yes, but you will have to be a little patient".
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Don
Don
Apr. 2, 2013 7:23 am
A Muslim bloke I work with was bragging he had the entire Koran on DVD. Being interested, I asked him to burn me a copy. Well, that’s when it all kicked off!
 
Elle
Apr. 2, 2013 7:36 am
Funny, Don! Keep it up!
 
grandmama
Apr. 2, 2013 7:54 am
Hahaha!! Ahh British humor gotta love it!!
 
midwestchef
Apr. 2, 2013 8:20 am
On this same note: Yesterday I ran into the back of the car in front of me. This little person gets out and stomps back to my car saying, "I am not happy!" So I said, "Which one are you?"
 
Marianne
Apr. 2, 2013 8:32 am
Made us chuckle here!
 
Cheryl's Cooking Now!
Apr. 2, 2013 10:33 am
Thanks for the laugh Don!
 
Staci
Apr. 2, 2013 2:16 pm
Don, you got an actual "snort" out of me. Thanks!
 
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