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Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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Hi, now male surgery is a sensitive thing,and requires careful care for recovery. This may be a bit racy for the saturday night PC brigade, but do they really count here,??? - No I don't think so. It's the usual gentle humour. Our friend in question has been in an auto accident. Enjoy the day and the joke. I did. cheers.

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Last updated: Dec. 16, 2012 4:20 am
Posted: Nov. 17, 2012 10:50 am
 
Commented by: Don
Nov. 17, 2012 10:50 am
Male Surgery Decision Time "A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be okay, however, your p***s was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new one. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor" “WE’RE GETTING GRANITE KITCHEN TOPS”
Comments:
bigcountry
Nov. 17, 2012 10:56 am
Even on the gloomiest days your humor makes me grin. Thanks for taking the time to post so often. Oh, and the recipes are great too !
 
nanny129
Nov. 17, 2012 11:11 am
love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Celeste
Nov. 17, 2012 11:12 am
hehehe :)
 
Cathy Myers
Nov. 17, 2012 11:16 am
Thanks, Don! You made me smile on this wet and dreary day. Cheers!
 
LOBSTER
Nov. 17, 2012 11:35 am
LOL
 
Saveur
Nov. 17, 2012 12:03 pm
Hardy-har-har-HAR!
 
Indiana Peggy
Nov. 17, 2012 1:01 pm
Priorities change as we age. That's all I have to say. ;-}
 
manella
Nov. 17, 2012 1:10 pm
Good one Don,as always thanks for the laugh,have a great night.
 
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