Kitty's Mouse In The House Casserole

Kitty's Mouse In The House Casserole

AllieGeekPi 98

"Recipe calls for one mouse *plucked from Christmas tree* and includes recitation of a killer poem. Poultry seasoning compliments mouse nicely since mouse tastes like chicken. Be sure to look at photo-- mouse on the top of Christmas tree."


20 m 12 servings yields 1 casserole
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Original recipe yields 12 servings



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  1. Look at recipe photo of mouse on the top of Christmas tree. Laugh.
  2. Retrieve mouse (from Christmas tree or snap trap).
  3. Mix all ingredients together in a large bowl. Use care if using live mouse-- it will splash.
  4. Salt and pepper to taste.
  5. Lightly grease a glass casserole dish. Pour mix into dish.
  6. Cover dish lightly with plastic cling wrap and place in microwave.
  7. Microwave on high until mouse explodes.*
  8. Remove from microwave and view casserole through cling wrap.
  9. Recite poem while removing cling wrap.
  10. Serve mouse casserole to cat.
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I'll never throw away another mouse!

I saved this recipe to my miscellaneous folder. Too funny. It deserves "10" stars for sure.