Like any real man, I've been tracking Bigfoot for 30 years. Everyone else has been waisting time. I've slapped several hippies. My favorite food is squirrel. My workout consists of taming mountain lions naked.
My favorite things to cook
Squirrel, wild goat, rattle snake.
My favorite family cooking traditions
Slapping hippies before Sunday dinner.
My cooking triumphs
Cooking a goat over a fire made from PETA pamphlets.
My cooking tragedies
Having to eat a squirrel with a fat park ranger.