Generally you can count on me to: -Say the wrong thing loudly at the most inopportune moment when everyone else falls silent -Spill something on your freshly steam cleaned carpet -Obsess over any cats that might be around your house and attempt to smuggle them home with me and then proceed to have a sneezing attack because "Ooops, I'm allergic!" -Doodle on every single napkin within my reach at most restaurants -Sing merrily and rather loudly in the car (while being off key, mind you) regardless if I know the words to the song that's being played or not -Demand chocolate -Snort when laughing -Make running commentary while watching movies -Drop puns like they're hot -Stop without any warning to photograph nonsense like moss or dust on glass or anything with leaves -Draw embarrassing blanks when pinned with questions about anything socially relevant -Ruffle your feathers It's as if someone with grannyish dementia, myopia, a love for rainy days and winter, veterinary work, wearing str -Anything spicy -Curries & stir fry mash ups -Massive salads chock full o' veggies -Roasted root vegetables -Traditional Italian/Mediterranean dishes -BBQed anything -Soups & Stews/"One-pot-meals"