Bread and wine is the only acceptable dinner. On sundays one may indulge in a kosher slab of frozen premade sushi.
My favorite things to cook
Cross-shaped cakes, Christmas pudding, bullball soup, blood sausage, blood pudding, prune juice, dried date dog food.
My favorite family cooking traditions
Carving religious figures out of potatoes.
My cooking triumphs
Successfully ruining my sister's Devil's Food Cake every time she prepares it.
My cooking tragedies
I made devilled eggs. Hail Mary.