I am a native Rhode Islander who loves to hula dance, hunt tropical fish, and make patchwork quilts depicting my dishes. The last dish I made was a Kangaroo Filet atop a bed of greens and seasoned rice. The quilt for that dish came out quite nicely, except I accidentally stitched a live kangaroo onto the quilt instead of a cooked one... My great aunt's brother's wife's 2nd cousin's grandmother who I made it for loved it though and It now hangs in her sunroom.
My favorite things to cook
My favorite thing to cook it exotic meats! I love any types of meat, but my favorites are venison, zebra, crocodile, ostrich, and kangaroo. I am such a carivore I'm practically a tiger!
My favorite family cooking traditions
My family and I have a hula dancing cooking fiesta! MAAMMAAA MIA! We put on salsa music and dance around our outdoor kitchen while cooking zebra meet! IT happens ever March 15th ever since 44 BC in honor of Julius Caesar being stabbed to death.
My cooking triumphs
I drove to Wendys without any trouble a few weeks ago, because I burned the hamburgers to ash. I wanted my children to eat them anyway, but they are very picky so they didn't. I was very proud of myself for buying Wendys!
My cooking tragedies
A few weeks ago I was cooking a zebra that I butchered myself when I realized I forgot to skin it! My family all realized this AFTER they ate the striped leathery skin on their meat