Built by Mom to bend, but had other things in mind for myself. Became the cook on a delivery ship with a bunch of idiots, and prepare all of their meals. They love it. I enjoy drinking, smoking, and stealing.
My favorite things to cook
Neptunian Slug (yellow)
Pies with hobo-lifting aroma
My favorite family cooking traditions
My mother doesn't cook or eat, as she's really just an arm with a tool on the end.
My cooking triumphs
I beat Iron Chef Elzar in a battle with Soylent Green as the secret ingredient with nothing but a vial of ordinary water laced with a few drops of pure LSD.
My cooking tragedies
Poisoned my friend Zoidberg with a lethal dose of salt.