Home Town:
Tijuana,
Baja California,
Mexico
Living In:
New New York,
New York,
USA
Member Since:
Dec. 2011
Cooking Level:
Expert
Cooking Interests:
Baking, Grilling & BBQ, Frying, Slow Cooking, Mexican, Italian, Southern, Mediterranean, Quick & Easy, Gourmet
Hobbies:
Walking, Music, Wine Tasting, Charity Work
Built by Mom to bend, but had other things in mind for myself. Became the cook on a delivery ship with a bunch of idiots, and prepare all of their meals. They love it. I enjoy drinking, smoking, and stealing.
My favorite things to cook
Neptunian Slug (yellow)
Parrot
Salt Water
Pies with hobo-lifting aroma
My favorite family cooking traditions
My mother doesn't cook or eat, as she's really just an arm with a tool on the end.
My cooking triumphs
I beat Iron Chef Elzar in a battle with Soylent Green as the secret ingredient with nothing but a vial of ordinary water laced with a few drops of pure LSD.
My cooking tragedies
Poisoned my friend Zoidberg with a lethal dose of salt.