Please dont laugh. I just can't cook. I'm trying. But the fire dept. has banned me from the kitchen. My friends think it's funny. You are probably laughing as you read this. But after the 4th time setting the kitchen on fire in 6 months, I've been told not to try to cook. But little did they know just how stubborn I am. So here I am on allrecipes.com, trying my darnest to learn how to cook. As of yet I have not set anything on fire! Maybe I'm on a roll! I so hope so! Yay me!
My favorite things to cook
I LOVE to bake chocolate chip cookies. Those I don't burn....usually. I made my own homemade vanilla and use organic real butter in the chocolate chip cookies and they turn out AMAZING!
My favorite family cooking traditions
I don't really have any cooking traditions. Maybe I'm setting some traditions now.
My cooking triumphs
I have none. I seriously burnt a hole in my teapot trying to boil water.
My cooking tragedies
I've set my kitchen on fire 4 times in 6 months. Does that count as a tragedy? The fire dept. said I'm not allowed in the kitchen anymore and our local college rejected my request to join a cooking class due to my fire setting skills.