My cooking triumphs
Falafel and cucumber yogurt sauce, that one chicken with the cumin and the tarragon and I guess way too much olive oil, lentil soup, anything I make that my girlfriend is skeptical of because she almost always ends up liking it, every single time I fix waffles. And, of course, my own personal genius: basil in chocolate pudding. Everyone makes that face, but, in the words of my best (and utterly incredulous) friend, "It tastes like Christmas!!"
My cooking tragedies
That time I bought a million lasagna noodles that I thought were no-cook-needed and put them in and made the driest lasagna ever. ... Twice. Also, this really gross bean soup one time.