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Cooking makes me more confused than a baby in a topless bar.

Time to get a little more short up and tall around! 
Nov. 20, 2011 6:25 pm 
Updated: Dec. 2, 2011 9:59 am
Okay, it's almost time to stay up cooking until it's time for the eyelid show. At least for a few days the house won't smell like a sack full of Granddaddys. Just hope the Pecan Pies and Cornbread dressing I'm making don't go thru everyone like a Japanese bullet train. Sure is nerve racking. I always feel like I'm busier than a cross-eyed cranberry picker this time of year. DH (dear husband) will pick the Gospel Bird meat off the bone for the dressing. Might let him chop the bell pepper, apple, onion, and celery for the dressing so he won't feel as useless as a back pocket on a shirt. It's so much fun seeing our kids and granddogs. Makes me as happy as a dog with two tails. Always go home tired and moving so slow dead flies wouldn't fall off me.

Happy Thanksgiving!!!!
Nov. 20, 2011 7:41 pm
Love your funny little sayings! It is nice when the hubbies help, I have one who knows only that food comes out of he kitchen and he walks through to get to the living room. Gotta love those guys who are raised with women all their lives and don't need to know how to cook! I have No room to complain, he washes cloths, goes to work every night and for that, I am Thankful! Happy Thanksgiving
Dec. 2, 2011 9:59 am
You're right, Patty Cakes. It's nice to have a good husband. I felt like yelling, "Winner, winner, chicken dinner!" when I found my husband (back when Jesus was a baby). Hope you had a good Thanksgiving. Merry Christmas!
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