A Kahuna Sized Rainy Friday
Oct. 1, 2010 7:47 am
Updated: Oct. 9, 2010 7:39 am
It’s Friday. It’s raining. I am pushing far too many papers around on my desk. My mind is starting to wander and my fingertips are twitching.
During our trip to Maui last spring, thanks in no small part to the efforts made by my darling swamprat daughters,
who have never met a store they couldn’t shop in, we accumulated enough frequent shopper points for me to get a new travel coffee mug for my car. It’s kind of cheesy in a fun sort of way in that it has a 60’s style surfer and an old Woody
station wagon on it. It’s not just big. It’s Kahuna sized. It holds 50% more than my old Iditarod mug that a friend picked up for me in Walsilla. (I guess they were sold out of Sarah Palin mugs) So now I am knocking back even more of my Community Coffee w/
Chicory & Café Bustelo Combo on the way to my morning train. I don’t think anyone is going to want to get in my way. It also got me thinking and as we all know, that can be a dangerous thing at times.
If I ever owned a restaurant or a diner, I would have to have something on the menu that had the word “Kahuna”
in it. It could be Kahuna Ribs or a Kahuna Burrito or a
Kahuna Burger or even some Kahuna Pie
which would have to have slices about 8 inches high and be at least a quarter of the whole pie. I could have the servers asking patrons if they wanted to “Kahuna size” their purple molokai sweet potato fries. I could
also have a “Kahuna Khallenge” and invite Adam Richman from “Man vs Food” come in to take the “Kahuna Khallenge” and make me a cult favorite with foodies & gluttons everywhere. I can just see it now – “Swampy’s
Big Kahuna – home of the Kahuna Khallenge”.
Now Kahuna could also be a great word to be used in a coffee shop. No more of that pretentious Venti or Grande
. The largest cup you could get would be a Kahuna. I can just hear it now. “Dude, gimme a triple skinny no foam soy Kahuna frappuccino.” WHAT DID YOU SAY ?!? I would throw that person right out of the shop. Nobody needs to use that many words to ever order
a cup of coffee. Triple & Kahuna would be the only extra words allowed to be said. I would even hire a HUGE EMPLOYEE and dress him up like a GIANT TIKI and have him stand by the cash register so he could enforce the rule. Kahuna Kona Koffee Ko. would rule
the koffee world and Starcrooks could kiss my Kahuna sized butt !!!
Okay, I think maybe someone has had a few too many kahuna sized schooners of koffee this morning so I am going
to have to say that this the view for now from Swampy’s Kitchen. Come back next time when we talk about where I ate now that I am getting back on airplanes again next week.