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Oct. 4, 2013 7:28 am 
Updated: Apr. 18, 2015 8:32 pm
I have been a regular visitor to since their early days and over the years I have noticed a disturbing trend develop. I think that it is high time that someone stand up and address the issue. That time is now ladies & gents and that person is me.Dear Clueless Kitchen… MORE
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Aug. 20, 2013 5:48 pm 
Updated: Jul. 2, 2014 9:13 pm
I have a confession to make. I can’t fry a brown egg. I have fried so many white eggs in my lifetime that I can make them anyway you want them – over easy, over medium, over hard, sunnyside up or anywhere in between -  without even paying attention to the pan. But put a single brown egg in my… MORE
My Nemesis - The Brown Egg
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Aug. 2, 2013 6:40 am 
Updated: Aug. 8, 2013 8:26 am
In my thirty plus years out in the work force I have had the opportunity to work not only in a quite a few different industries but also in quite few different parts of the country. Throughout & despite all of the professional & regional differences I have encountered, there have always been… MORE
Jul. 10, 2013 2:47 pm 
Updated: Aug. 23, 2013 2:12 pm
Greetings from 35,000 feet - the home of pre-packaged food that you once got for free and where now you willingly pay not to eat it. Yes I am traveling again and though I didn’t have any connections or delays, I did have a few thoughts I couldn’t help but sharing with all 3 or 4 of my… MORE
Buckle Up For Safety
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Noon Mark Diner Pie
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The view from the top of Noonmark Mountain
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Apr. 4, 2013 12:11 pm 
Updated: Apr. 11, 2013 4:27 am
I’m happy to report that I am now halfway there in my 25 year quest to once again bite into a ripe juicy apple. It seems like it was a longer than a year ago this month that we started with the extractions and even though I only wore a full upper denture for 9 months of that time, it… MORE
My "Teeth"
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Feb. 25, 2013 10:44 am 
Updated: Mar. 3, 2013 6:08 pm
I think this was the first weekend in I don’t know how long, not including weekend trips out of town, that I didn’t go to my local ShopRite for anything. A weekend without a trip to the grocery store felt a lot like Anita Bryant without her orange juice. I didn’t even realize it until late… MORE
Feb. 14, 2013 10:31 am 
Updated: Feb. 22, 2013 4:45 am
(Part 3 in an ongoing saga)It’s been a while since I last gave my handful of readers an update on my quest to once again be able to take a bite out of a crisp ripe apple. There really hasn’t been all that much to report other than I got a new & improved upper denture that looked and felt more… MORE
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Tags:  Health, Lifestyle, Family
Oct. 22, 2012 8:11 am 
Updated: Oct. 31, 2012 5:55 pm
It’s October and once again, there is a cold blooded serial killer in our midst. His icy touch knows no boundaries. He chillingly strikes at night when no one can see him coming. He leaves everyone dazzled by his handiwork in the morning. His cold heart doesn’t discriminate and he ruthlessly… MORE
Damaged Caribbean Red Hot's
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Damaged Tabasco Peppers
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Sep. 28, 2012 11:33 am 
Updated: Oct. 19, 2012 6:10 pm
Back in April I announced to my handful of readers that I hadn’t been able to bite into a crisp ripe apple for the past 25 years and that it was high time to do something about it. I was going to hit the long & painful road to a full set of dental implants or as I like to call them, screwed… MORE
Marathon Man
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Little Shop of Horrors
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Aug. 29, 2012 12:09 pm 
Updated: Sep. 1, 2012 8:10 am
Got a little more than a handful of dusty cereal down at the bottom of an old cereal box that is clogging up your pantry shelf ? Have no fear, The Garbage Disposal will finish it for you. Two end pieces of bread that are sure to turn moldy before the kids will ever eat them in a twisted up… MORE
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Tags:  Family, Health, Lifestyle
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Doug Matthews

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About Me
My mother decided early on that her sons would never have to rely on someone to feed them so we all learned to cook at an early age. I really started to branch out when I moved out west to Denver, SF & Dallas. Combine that with extended business travel to Louisiana & my growing love of spices and you get a real mix of flavors.
My favorite things to cook
Love to make cajun food with my favorites being crawfish pie, alligator stew & alligator chili - I go nuts on Super Bowl Sunday
My favorite family cooking traditions
We didn't have a lot of traditions per se but you could count on pancakes or waffles on sundays - dad making scrambled eggs twice a year on christmas morning & mother's day - veal parmagiana on christmas eve, Thanksgiving with Grandma Matthews and any menu of your choice on your birthday. We weren't a spicy family so I learned a lot of good strong basics in the kitchen from Mom that I have carried over into my cooking today.
My cooking triumphs
I love to experiment with variations of dishes I try around the country. My biggest success is here on allrecipes where I had 2 recipes published in the same cookbook - Southwestern Turkey Soup & Curried Carrot Soup. I think my corn muffins are a great starting point and my alligator chili has become a much requested Super Bowl favorite.
My cooking tragedies
There have been a few times in the past where I tossed everything and took everyone to a restaurant instead. I'm not too proud to say my cooking is awful when it really is.
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