Peril at the North Pole
Dec. 10, 2010 10:41 pm
Updated: Dec. 11, 2010 9:42 pm
Headlines on the local newspaper are reporting rumors that there has been a disaster at the North Pole, and the Christmas is in jeapordy, as Santa my indeed be unable to make his annual trip! Apparently there has been an explosion in the workshop, which
sent all of the Christmas items the elves had been working on, raining down over the entire area - basically an explosion of Christmas debris!
There have been no formal statements as of yet, by any North Pole spokesmen, however an intercepted email sent from an elf to family, states that every where you look, is a blanket of debris, on every flat surface in and around the workshop. It continued to
state that Santa, Mrs Clause, all of the elves and reigndeer, are well, despite the current disarray.
It is the position of this reporter, that we must all make an extra effort, to bake home made cookies in a bundance to leave out on the 24th, so that Santa might stockpile milk and cookies, to take back to the North Pole, to share with all of it's residents,
including the elves and reigndeer, allowing Mrs Clause to concentrate on the clean up of the area, while Santa is making his rounds. I have already picked out a few of my favorite holiday recipes, including Snickerdoodles, Peppermint Snowballs, and of course
the all time favorite of most of us, Chocolate Chip!
Once the children are bedded down for the night, it has been suggested that we all remain on "standby" to watch for the sleigh, on the off chance that Santa and the reigndeer might not land on your roof, in which case it will be up to all parents to "act" as
Santa, in his absence.
So all, be well, and be prepared, should Santa not stop by this year...