I founded a ranch where I raised bedbugs for use as rodeo stock (never caught on) I enjoy speaking languages that I have never been exposed to, and tattooing strangers while they sleep. I am the author of 'Bizarre Guttural Chants for all Occassions", and have invented numerous imaginary devices (as well as some that have never been imagined).
My favorite things to cook
Yummy plants and animals
My favorite family cooking traditions
Using heat, flame and other means to increase the temperature of food.
My cooking triumphs
I have triumphed over many foods, but also been defeated by a few.