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What the Frack is that?

What the FRACK is that? v1.1.012 
Jan. 3, 2012 11:12 pm 
Updated: Jan. 12, 2012 12:29 pm
Disclaimer- The use of the word Frack as a noun, verb,  adverb, adjective, participle, dangling participle or any other type of word id purely a form of self indulgence and flattery.  If it offends you- stop reading- I am the one that has it for my surname and quite frankly I LOVE IT!  One more thing...This isn't a forum for Battlestar Galactica either- don't tell me you were sucked in and then disappointed. ALSO- NO directional drilling here.

I am back! What the Frack is that, you said? Woo Hoo, I AM BACK.  December came and went and left me with no time to blog! It was a CRAZY MONTH.  No writing but I did try LOTS of stuff to write about!!

Here is my back story...I like to buy stuff. Not expensive stuff, like my husbands stuff, but stuff just the same.  Cooking products and beauty things and stuff for my kiddos.
Sometimes it rocks- Sometimes not so much.

This blog is all about my stuff.  Mrs. Frack's stash...I am going to give you the low down on the products that you may have seen out in stores and let you know if it is a great find- OR NOT.

Here is my rating system:
Flipping FRACKTASTIC- 5 Stars
Frack-a-lackin'- 4 Stars
SatisFRACKtory- 3 Stars
Back the FRACK off...- 2stars
WTF (what the Frack?)- 1 Star

Okay! This week's finds...

Schick Intuition Naturals Sensitive Care
Ok, you have to have seen these and wondered does that really work?  It's the disposable razor that has a "skin conditioning solid" that encases the blades- always ready to lather- just add water.  This version contains 100% Aloe with Vitamin E, hypo-allergenic and fragrance free.  Sounded GREAT!  On top of all of that it's made with 100% recyclable packaging with recycled material.  (not sure what that actually means but it makes me feel clever.)  Week one: LOVE this product!  It's quick and easy and works.  Wet it and it lathers -skip that WHOLE step of shaving creme.  NICE!  Clever and a time saver!  The first sign of trouble came about 10 days into my new sassy, "save the planet razor" when I had to replace the head.  Huh?   My can of shaving creme wouldn't even be close to being caput.  Oh well, I kept the travel cap on it in the shower so I bet that is the reason it wore off so fast.  Replaced it.  Week two- how did I cut my ankle?  Tiny, little cut...hmmm.  Week 3- how did I scrape of a layer of skin off my arm pit?  NO I AM NOT KIDDING.  WHAT THE FRACK IS THAT?  The worst part? Bought my bundle at SAMS club so I have 50 and spent $100.  (reality check: 12 heads/ 1 razor for $23) So there you have it.  NOT a WINNER. Skintimate Shaving Creme and Venus Razors I am coming home.  Not clever but not cut. :) 

Rating: Back the Frack Off
( not the worst because it is 100% recyclable = clever)

Dynasty Sesame Chili Oil
I have used Sesame oil in the past but never tried the chili version.  This is nutty, silky and warm.  Not extremely spicy, but yes, you can feel it.  It's perfect to drizzle on stir fries or into homemade dressings.  The bottle is little but you only need a small amount.  My 3.5oz bottle cost about $4.00 but I have seen it cheaper at Cost Plus World Market (which by the way is one of my FAVORITE stores!).  Listen to this description from one of Dynasty's retail partners: "Made from pressed sesame seeds, steeped with red chiles, this oil has a rich aroma and a fiery bite with a lingering spice."  Sounds exotic 'cuz it is. 
Dynasty, Oil Sesame Chili, 3.5 oz (Pack of 12)
Rating: Frack-a-lackin'

If you want to try this oil here is a GREAT recipe:
(just sub the sesame chili oil for the vegetable oil)

Jan. 3, 2012 11:25 pm
Happy Things! Glad to see you back...missed you!
Jan. 4, 2012 1:22 am
Love, Love, Love your Frack blogs!! Keep up the good work!
Jan. 4, 2012 2:11 am
I always really enjoy your Frackin' blogs!
Jan. 4, 2012 2:51 am
I don't know about Sam's Club but Costco would allow you to return that bundle of blades - that's a ton of money. Always amazed at how pricey blades are - truly a rip!!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:20 am
I,too, enjoy your Frackin blogs! The recipe looks super and I will get it entered into a menu. I use a sesame chili oil that I get at an Asian foods store and love it! As for the shaver thingy,I can't make myself get interested.
Jan. 4, 2012 4:23 am
I like your rating system!
Jan. 4, 2012 5:23 am
I love the Sesame Chili Oil too. Thanks for the heads up on those razors. If Sam's won't take them back I would contact the company. What a waste of money. :( Fracks-a-lot for another great blog.
Jan. 4, 2012 6:28 am
Fracktastic blog as always! Thanks for the heads up on the razor! OUCH!
Jan. 4, 2012 7:13 am
Loved the rating system, great blog!
Jan. 4, 2012 7:15 am
Great blog! I might try the chili oil.
Jan. 4, 2012 8:21 am
thanks for saving me some moula on those razors. Looking forward to the chili oil. Always up for a new option in cooking. Welcome Back!
Jan. 4, 2012 8:43 am
Frackin fabulous, too bad about the blades and they say waxing can hurt? That sounds awful. I love sesame oil for Chinese dinners, will see if they have a chili flavoured one when my bottle gets low.
Jan. 4, 2012 8:56 am
Great blog as always Nicole. So are you in for Vegas?
Jan. 4, 2012 10:54 am
Good advice....always looking for a good razor...love venus
Jan. 4, 2012 2:16 pm
Your blogs are FRACKTASTIC! You do a real public service. I was looking at the chili sesame oil the last time I shopped and wondered how I would use it - now I know - Thanks!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:13 pm
Fracking awesome! I love Cost Plus World Market-such good finds!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:40 pm
Miss Cindy! Thanks Friend!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:41 pm
Lobster- You are so kind. :)
Jan. 4, 2012 4:41 pm
Mason's G-Ma- thank you for posting that! I appreciate it.
Jan. 4, 2012 4:42 pm
Maggi! I was thinking the same thing! Totally a rip off. It's CRAZY!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:43 pm
Ahh Mike- Your lucky they don't make that thing for men! HOLY COW! What type of oil do you get?
Jan. 4, 2012 4:43 pm
sueb- I have missed you- how is it going??
Jan. 4, 2012 4:44 pm
B'Nana- i think i may try to take them back...It is a lot of money- I really should never have bought them. :(
Jan. 4, 2012 4:45 pm
Jan. 4, 2012 4:46 pm
Cat Hill- Thanks! It's like that old saying goes- When you are handed a lemon... LOL- totally kidding. It's Fracktastic!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:46 pm
Lela- Yes you should- it's yummy. DO you have a Cost Plus World Market near you? Go there- best prices.
Jan. 4, 2012 4:47 pm
FFNOW- yep, stay clear away from those. THEY ARE WRETCHED.
Jan. 4, 2012 4:48 pm
RNG- You said it. See how fast clever turns to foolish! LOL. How 'bout that hockey game last night! HOLY COW- WHAT A GAME!
Jan. 4, 2012 4:49 pm
Maui- are you kiding? I am lucky to get alone time in the bathroom. Post the pics and I will be there in spirit...
Jan. 4, 2012 4:50 pm
LADY MARY- Don't switch... don't. not worth the pain. (:
Jan. 4, 2012 4:51 pm
BigShotsMom- How are ya?? Haven't been around much. Thanks for your kind remarks! Let me know if you get the Chili Oil.
Jan. 4, 2012 4:52 pm
OOOH Lissa! You are definately in my club! LOVE that place. I find the best stuff I never knew I needed there. Plus the prices are pretty good.
Jan. 4, 2012 5:58 pm
LOLOL! Love the "frackin" adjective!
Jan. 4, 2012 6:43 pm
The oil is packed for Ahning out of Los Angeles. Made in Taiwan. When you look at the front of the label you'll see large Chinese charactors at the top. In English just below you'll see "Sesame Chili Oil". You made me look at the bottle and I discovered it is only called sesame oil. When I read the ingredients I saw it was actually soybean oil with chili oil. I've been using it for thre years and have been enjoying it. I wonder if I'll use it now that I know it's fake. Hmmmm.
Jan. 4, 2012 6:56 pm
Well, guess what! The one I have is fake too. Dang it!
Jan. 4, 2012 7:21 pm
Great blog as always! I'll to try to find the chili oil.
Jan. 4, 2012 9:38 pm
Thanks magnolia blossom!!
Jan. 5, 2012 3:14 pm
Wow, this is my first time on here and i absolutely love your blog, and i have never heard of one word being used in so many different ways!!! its pretty cool
Jan. 5, 2012 4:40 pm
Mrs. DOMiNGUE- Welcome!! Glad you stopped in. You are super sweet- thanks!!
Jan. 6, 2012 8:02 pm
Flipping FRACKtastic blog! I agree about the razors. I've tried them, thought I liked them, then changed my mind. :)
Jan. 6, 2012 9:04 pm
Hi Pam!! Glad I am in good company. :)
Jan. 7, 2012 7:30 pm
Frackapaloosa blog!
Jan. 8, 2012 2:12 pm
Awesome blog! I wondered where you went! Hope you escaped unscathed from the holidays and glad your are back! Good info on the blades and sorry for your injury! Hope they take them back for you!
Jan. 8, 2012 10:08 pm
Chris K- Nice use of the word FRACK!!
Jan. 8, 2012 10:09 pm
mickdee- thanks! December was nutso! How did you do? I hope they take them back too- I actually need to get on that. LOL
Jan. 9, 2012 9:09 am
Great Frackin' blog! Loved it, as usual. Btw, I got one of those really cool lip balm things that you featured in your last blog...what fun!
Jan. 9, 2012 11:52 am
Puck! What flavor did you get? Aren't those a hoot??
Jan. 9, 2012 1:25 pm
Passion fruit! Lol! It is quite awesome. My Darling Daughter got it for me. Kids always know about the cool stuff first!
Jan. 9, 2012 6:11 pm
Did you know that "fracking" is what happens when they force water and air into the earth to release natural gas? That's why Ohio has been having earthquakes.
Jan. 10, 2012 9:25 am
Jeri- I do know that. I did not know that Ohio was having earthquakes though.
Jan. 10, 2012 4:17 pm
Cool blog.BTW I live near a town called Frackville!
Jan. 11, 2012 4:22 pm
SNUGOO- My dad grew up in Shenandoah and my aunt still lives in Mahanoy City.... SMALL WORLD!!
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