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gderr the dysfunctional is looking for: (1 recommendation)
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Last updated: Jul. 8, 2013 4:45 pm
Posted: Jul. 8, 2013 3:09 pm
 
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Sex with an Alligator

Submitted by: DR_S 
Sex with an alligator contains coconut rum, melon liquor, pineapple juice, raspberry liquor, and Jagermeister. It's sweet and satisfying! 
Recommended by: gderr the dysfunctional
Jul. 8, 2013 3:16 pm
our city just opened the world's " longest urban white-water course." it's @ 2.5 miles long with some great rapids. we have alligators here. big alligators. there is a alligator wildlife no-hunting area just 25 miles south of here. i personally have seen 16-17 foot gators. they are hand-fed downstream, not the whoppers, but smaller ones. can you smell trouble? me to.
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iceemama
Jul. 8, 2013 3:19 pm
You wouldn't find me in that water! Sounds like trouble brewing it me!
 
Marianne
Jul. 8, 2013 3:19 pm
Amazing!
 
Party Chef
Jul. 8, 2013 3:22 pm
Are those people nuts?!!
 
Linda (LMT)
Jul. 8, 2013 3:24 pm
Sounds like a Jeff Foxworthy joke is about to come out of this one ...
 
Party Chef
Jul. 8, 2013 3:26 pm
lol Linda!
 
manella
Jul. 8, 2013 3:30 pm
Agree with all here, nuts.
 
Volleyballmom
Jul. 8, 2013 3:49 pm
Awesome. We'll go running with the Bulls in Spain (hi Don) and then come swim with alligators in Georgia. To end the day, we'll go lean off the CN Tower in Toronto. Coo coo for coco puffs.
 
gderr the dysfunctional
Jul. 8, 2013 3:53 pm
no kidding ya! this is gonna be b- movie site soon.we do live DIFFERENT here.
 
gderr the dysfunctional
Jul. 8, 2013 3:58 pm
city/ us goverment blew up 3 different mill dams to contruct the site. folks drown often on the river because us corp of enigneers control the river and there are no sirens far enough downstream to alert swimmers the river is rising. last year at least 6 folks died. 3 in 1 incident...a mother trying to resucue her 6 yr old son while holding a baby while fishing when the water rose.
 
Volleyballmom
Jul. 8, 2013 4:20 pm
Oh my goodness. Sounds like a death trap. Guess I don't need to tell you to stay away from there gderr!
 
sueb
Jul. 8, 2013 4:45 pm
If you don't have problems now, just think of what will happen during mating season! More alligators come onto land at that time than any other time!
 
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