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Home Town: Brooklyn, New York, USA
Living In: Fresh Meadows, New York, USA
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Blonde On A Plane

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Last updated: Jul. 2, 2013 1:08 am
Posted: Jul. 1, 2013 3:54 pm
 
Answered by: Buon Appetito
Jul. 1, 2013 3:55 pm
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER TICKET. SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY CLASS AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK. THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS THE PILOT AND THE COPILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS THAT BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT. THE COPILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT THE BLONDE REPLIES, 'I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M GOING TO HOUSTON AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE.' THE COPILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON. THE PILOT SAYS, 'YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE THIS. I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE.' HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR, AND SHE SAYS, 'OH, I'M SORRY.' AND SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY. THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND COPILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, 'FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON '
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manella
Jul. 1, 2013 3:57 pm
LOL. Thanks for the laugh.
 
Cheryl's Cooking Now!
Jul. 1, 2013 4:03 pm
Good one! I haven't seen you around in a long time BA.
 
Cathy Myers
Jul. 1, 2013 4:04 pm
Too funny, BA! I think that I worked with that blond chick! Then again, some "blond" redheads and brunettes! And they were certainly NOT all women! People...gotta lov 'em!
 
Cathy Myers
Jul. 1, 2013 4:05 pm
Nice to "see" you again, BA! Hope all is well with you and your family!
 
Buon Appetito
Jul. 1, 2013 4:12 pm
Hello all I have been so busy lately and have had very little time for anything outside of work and family. It is nice to have a moment to stop in and say hello. Hello!
 
Don
Don
Jul. 2, 2013 1:08 am
Hi, BA, Nice to see you again. Great joke. cheers
 
Answered by: Buon Appetito
Jul. 1, 2013 4:20 pm
I have a wonderful new recipe I like to share with all of you. It is a Pumpkin ravioli with triple sec creme sauce. As soon as I get some free time I will write it down and post it.
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Cathy Myers
Jul. 1, 2013 4:29 pm
Oh BA! I'm very interested! I made fresh pasta pumpkin ravioli with a sage-butter sauce for our very first SoCal AR Round Up at Baking Nana's. It was well received. I'll be the first to try it if Manella doesn't beat me to it! LOL!
 
Icooknow
Jul. 1, 2013 6:23 pm
cute joke
 
gammaray (=
Jul. 1, 2013 7:04 pm
I thought someone was looking for a recipe called "Blonde on a Plane!" lol (=
 
Volleyballmom
Jul. 1, 2013 7:07 pm
Lol! Can't wait for that recipe!
 
gammaray (=
Jul. 1, 2013 7:29 pm
I think I can (= Actually, it sounds like it could be a drink - lol! Too much, and you act like a Blonde on a Plane ;)
 
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