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Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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Hi, OT for monday light humour. Problems, problems in the mind, we all get them at times, sometimes seemingly unsolveable.!!! Then where to go - to a psychiatrist - psychologist - or for a drink with a barman???. You tell me!!!. cheers.

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Last updated: Jan. 10, 2015 3:22 am
Posted: Feb. 11, 2013 7:42 am
Commented by: Don
Feb. 11, 2013 7:43 am
EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears.' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!' 'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!' FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
Feb. 11, 2013 7:43 am
May your troubles be less - Your blessings be more - And nothing but happiness come through your door!
Feb. 11, 2013 8:06 am
Right back at you Don...Cheers!
Indiana Peggy
Feb. 11, 2013 8:24 am
Love that, Don,about troubles less and blessings more. Thanks for sharing.
Feb. 11, 2013 11:54 am
Thanks Don.Have a great day.
Cheryl's Cooking Now!
Feb. 11, 2013 3:19 pm
LOL! I love this one! Thanks for the laugh Don! Cheers!
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