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Photo by Don

Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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HI.OT as uaual This time it reflects a bit of depth and gentle fun. Home security overload!!!! All is not bad in Math instruction times. Even the president honours. !! cheers.

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Last updated: Jan. 31, 2013 4:35 pm
Posted: Jan. 31, 2013 11:22 am
 
Commented by: Don
Jan. 31, 2013 11:23 am
School Teacher Arrested A school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction. 'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle." When asked to comment on the arrest, the President said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
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nanny129
Jan. 31, 2013 11:29 am
love this!!!!!!!!!!!- hey don- is that other sweet diva your daughter or your honey??
 
Missy Kitty
Jan. 31, 2013 11:30 am
Haha, thanks for the smile Don :)
 
nanny129
Jan. 31, 2013 11:30 am
those are the two cutest dools i have seen in 4-ever:-)
 
nanny129
Jan. 31, 2013 11:36 am
dolls- sorry- cannot type
 
Don
Don
Jan. 31, 2013 11:36 am
Hi nanny, Is grand daughter of course!!! Not bad for an ugly scotsman but of course had help. cheers
 
Godzilla
Jan. 31, 2013 11:37 am
Love it! I've got to print this for my 13 yaer-old twins. They're both taking Al-Gebra! Maybe they can take this in to their teacher for extra credit!
 
Godzilla
Jan. 31, 2013 11:38 am
Oh, and I love your new photo:)
 
nanny129
Jan. 31, 2013 11:46 am
GRANDDAUGHTER!!!! wow- you had better hide her- the gents will be pouding on the door-- you must be so glad to see her- haven't seen my grands in about 3 years- and have never seen my greatgrand--boo!!!- have a great evening don:-)
 
Mike Harvey, daPITA
Jan. 31, 2013 1:33 pm
I have some friends in the Obama camp that will not find much humor in this when they receive my email;! BTW, Don, I was in Scotland for a couple of weeks and I never saw an ugly Scotsman. None of them were that close to good looking! Now we Irishers are quite another class of beauty... the world clamors for us!
 
manella
Jan. 31, 2013 4:35 pm
Thanks for the laugh.
 
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