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Photo by Mike Harvey, daPITA

Cooking Level: Intermediate

Living In: Battle Creek, Michigan, USA
Mike Harvey, daPITA is asking: (1 answer)
Sorry, Don! I'm stepping into your territory because I just heard this and feel I should pass it on.

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Last updated: Jan. 19, 2013 3:12 pm
Posted: Jan. 18, 2013 7:31 am
 
Answered by: Mike Harvey, daPITA
Jan. 18, 2013 7:32 am
A policeman tells the driver the he was stopped for going 75 in a 55. The driver responds; "I was only going 65, officer!" His wife then says; "Oh, Harry. You were going 80.", for which the man gives his wife a dirty look. The policeman then says, "I am also going to cite you for that broken tail light." The driver responds, "That light must have just got broke. It was fine when I started out." His wife then says, "Oh Harry. That tail light has been broken for a couple years." Again the man gives his wife another dirty look. The policeman then says, "I am giving you another citation for not wearing your seatbelt. The man replies, "I was wearing my seatbelt, officer. I took it off as you were walking to me." The wife says, "Oh, Harry. You never wear your seatbelt." The man turns to his wife and yells, "Shut the #!*^ up!" The policeman then asks the wife, "Ma'am? Does your husband always talk to you like that?" "No, officer. Only when he's drunk!"
Comments:
manella
Jan. 18, 2013 7:46 am
Mike, thanks for the laugh.
 
Lilcat
Jan. 18, 2013 7:51 am
Funny Mike!
 
bellepepper
Jan. 18, 2013 8:01 am
Hehehehehe!
 
ConkyJoe
Jan. 18, 2013 8:36 am
Good one, Mike . . . everything is funnier when you’re not supposed to laugh . . . here’s one back at you . . . http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGS30TGfcDg
 
Baking Nana
Jan. 18, 2013 8:41 am
Very funny Mike. Thanks for the chuckle.
 
Marianne
Jan. 18, 2013 8:59 am
Hahaha! Thanks for that!
 
Don
Don
Jan. 18, 2013 10:52 am
Hi, love it Mike. Cheers the whole place up. saved for a later day and other place. Oh yes. thanks very much. cheers.
 
*Sherri*
Jan. 18, 2013 1:41 pm
:-)
 
Patty Cakes
Jan. 18, 2013 4:30 pm
BBBAAAHHHAAA GOOD ONE MIKEY :):)
 
Magnolia Blossom
Jan. 19, 2013 3:12 pm
LOL!! Good one...
 
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