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Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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Hi, OT ==== The Chinese have year of the dog - snake etc. We have the Donkey !!!!! What to do when one is found on your lawn!!! Gentle Irish humour at it's best. Cheers

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Last updated: Jan. 15, 2013 2:41 pm
Posted: Jan. 15, 2013 11:01 am
 
Commented by: Don
Jan. 15, 2013 11:02 am
The Donkey Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station. The conversation went like this: "Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?" "And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?" Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irish accent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, replied, "Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!" There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . . . . Father O'Malley then replied: "Aye, 'tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin first, which is the reason for me call
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nanny129
Jan. 15, 2013 11:05 am
loveeeeeeeeeeeee it-----will pass the the irish catholic hubby--have a great day-don- you have just made mine wonderful!!!!!!!!!-judy-
 
Cathy Myers
Jan. 15, 2013 11:33 am
I too am passing this to my Irish BIL! Thanks Don for the daily grin!
 
Cliff G
Jan. 15, 2013 11:50 am
lol good one! cheers
 
manella
Jan. 15, 2013 12:07 pm
Love it,my husband is of Irish decent,will have to share this.Thanks for the laugh Don.
 
Elle
Jan. 15, 2013 12:20 pm
Cute, Don!
 
Cheryl's Cooking Now!
Jan. 15, 2013 2:41 pm
good one!
 
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