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Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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Hi, It's winter and ther are those that slavishly follow the weather man. Not always the brightest idea. For instance, would you'all do this.??? Here, early evening gentle humour for a quiet monday. cheers.

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Last updated: Dec. 12, 2012 1:21 am
Posted: Dec. 11, 2012 10:49 am
 
Commented by: Don
Dec. 11, 2012 10:50 am
The Snow Queen On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Belle River were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." So the good wife went out and moved her car. A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through." The good wife went out and moved her car again. The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio announcer says, "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park...." Then the electric power went out. The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said, " I don't know what to do.. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snowplows can get through?" Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men who are married to blondes exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just leave the car in the garage this time?"
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Sugarnspice
Dec. 11, 2012 10:52 am
Another fav! Thanks for the laugh, Don :)
 
manella
Dec. 11, 2012 11:03 am
too cute.
 
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