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Cooking Level: Expert

Home Town: Dumfries, Dumfriesshire, Scotland, U.K.
Living In: Marbella, Andalucia, Spain
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i, Monday OT ---- Alittle gentle humour. I have done before but this is GOOOOOD. Every person I know hates to face the doctor/dentist receptionist. She, usually a she, seems to think she rules the world and will decide whether you are allowed to pass. enjoy. cheers.

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Last updated: Oct. 8, 2012 3:46 pm
Posted: Oct. 8, 2012 9:24 am
 
Commented by: Don
Oct. 8, 2012 9:24 am
SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' The room erupted in applause DON'T MESS WITH OLD FOLKS.
Comments:
Missy Kitty
Oct. 8, 2012 9:38 am
That's hilarious Don, thanks for the laugh!
 
Shearone
Oct. 8, 2012 10:02 am
Love,love, luv it :)
 
nanny129
Oct. 8, 2012 10:05 am
i love a quick thinker:-)
 
Buon Appetito
Oct. 8, 2012 2:03 pm
Thumbs Up !
 
manella
Oct. 8, 2012 3:46 pm
very funny
 
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