Sally: Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants.
Harry:Ehhhh. I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. "Days of the weeks underpants"?
Sally: Yes. They had the days of the week on them, and I thought they were sort of funny. And then one day Sheldon says to me, "You never wear Sunday." It was all suspicious. Where was Sunday? Where had I left Sunday? And I told him, and he didn't believe me.
Sally: They don't make Sunday.
Harry: Why not?
Sally: Because of God.
Marie: Someone is staring at you in "personal growth."
Marie: I don't think he's ever going to leave her.
Sally:No one thinks he's never going to leave her.
Marie: You're right, you're right. I know you're right.
Harry: The fact that you're not answering leads me to believe you're either a) not at home, b) home but don't want to talk to me, or c) home, desperately want to talk to me, but trapped under something heavy. If it's either a) or c), please call me back.