Rollo [watching Juno attempt to shake the positive result off of the pregnancy tester]: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.
Mac MacGuff [at the dinner table, to his young daughter]: Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that baked potatoe, I'm going to kick your little monkey butt.
Vanessa: You think you're really going to do this?
Juno: Yeah, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.
Juno: I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.
Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?
Juno: I think I'm, like, in love with you.
Paulie: You mean as friends?
Juno: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try, you know ...
Paulie: I try really hard, actually.