Movie Menus: "Juno"

By: Mackenzie Schieck

No, not like the city in Alaska.

Favorite Quotes

Rollo [watching Juno attempt to shake the positive result off of the pregnancy tester]: That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch. This is one doodle that can't be un-did, Homeskillet.

Mac MacGuff [at the dinner table, to his young daughter]: Liberty Bell, if you put one more Baco on that baked potatoe, I'm going to kick your little monkey butt.

Vanessa: You think you're really going to do this?
Juno: Yeah, if I could just have the thing and give it to you now, I totally would. But I'm guessing it looks probably like a sea monkey right now and we should let it get a little cuter.
Vanessa: That's great.
Mark: Keep it in the oven.

Juno: I could so go for like a huge cookie right now, with like, a lamb kabob simultaneously.

Vanessa: Your parents are probably wondering where you are.
Juno: Nah ... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

Juno: I think I'm, like, in love with you.
Paulie: You mean as friends?
Juno: No, I mean, like, for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met and you don't even have to try, you know ...
Paulie: I try really hard, actually.

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Shh, the Movie's Starting!

After drinking a gallon of orange juice to fast-track the necessary evidence, quick-witted high school junior Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page) finds herself holding a pregnancy test in a positively delicate state.

First order of business? Tell the father, sweet-natured trackster Paulie Bleeker (Michael Cera), while sitting outside his house in a recliner, much like the one that the baby was conceived in. Next, check the ads in the Penny Saver, find a nice couple who's looking for a baby, and hand it over. Enter Mark and Vanessa Loring (Jason Bateman and Jennifer Garner), the picture perfect couple desperate to be parents. And as luck would have it, he even plays guitar--check that off Juno's list titled "It'd be Cool if the Parents of my Unborn Child …" But neither one is a graphic designer. Oh well--kind of a bummer, but not a deal breaker.

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"As far as boyfriends go, Paulie Bleeker is totally boss. He is the cheese to my macaroni."

--Juno MacGuff