Mind you, police work isn't "all about car chases and excitement." Sometimes it's much more hilarious than that!
Shh, the Movie's Starting
Sergeant Nick Angel (Simon Pegg) is a proud and highly productive member of London's finest. Or he was, anyway. Sergeant Angel gets reassigned to Sanford, in Gloucester, a quiet rural hamlet and perennial winner of the coveted "Village of the Year" award. Reassignment is Sergeant Angel's "reward" for his extreme, in-your-face competence, which by comparison makes the rest of the London force look bad. No one likes a show-off. So they ship him off to serene little Sanford, where just about the worst crime being committed is the crime against public art perpetuated by the "living statue." But is the village's perfect exterior hiding a dark side?
Come along for an "adrenaline-fueled thrill ride!" Or at least a hilarious spoof of one. Because, as Sergeant Nick can tell you, "there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork."
Hot Fuzz, the Menu
What have you got in your freezer? Whether it’s frozen chicken, beef, pork, or veggies, haven't you "cooled it off" long enough? We've got a vast collection of recipes calling for frozen food.
Favorite Movie Quote:
Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?
Nick Angel: In the freezer.
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"
Nick Angel: No I didn't say anything.
Danny Butterman: Shame.
Nick Angel: Well, there was the part that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddle monkey. Then I said, "Play time's over." And I hit him in the head with the peace lily.
Go ahead, it's only bolognese sauce! It won't hurt you.
Favorite Movie Quote:
Detective Andy Wainwright: It's alright, Andy! It's just bolognese!
We're in it for the green. This delicious mixed green salad includes tart apples with a tasty raspberry vinaigrette.
Favorite Movie Quote:
Nick Angel: I didn't mean to upset the apple cart.
Detective Andy Cartwright: Oh yeah, cause we all sell apples 'round here, don't we?
Danny Butterman: Your dad sells apples, Andy.
Detective Andy Cartwright: And raspberries.
And for dessert? Give yourself the punishment you so richly deserve--a deliciously decadent Black Forest cake. Maybe a scoop of ice cream on the side if you've been superbad.
Favorite Movie Quote:
Nick Angel: Yes, sir. Why is everyone eating chocolate cake?
Inspector Frank Butterman: The Black Forest gateau is on Danny, as punishment for his little indiscretion.
Nick Angel: His...Sir, I don't think driving under the influence can be called a "little indiscretion."
Inspector Frank Butterman: No, the gateau is for misplacing his helmet the other week. Last night's incident will require something rather more serious. Do you like ice cream?
If wine or beer doesn't do it for you, how about a nice glass of cranberry juice?
Favorite Movie Quote:
Nick Angel: Mr. Porter, what's your wine selection?
Roy Porter: Oh, we've got red...and, uh…white?
Nick Angel: I'll have a pint of lager, please.
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