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Favorite Quotes
Santa Claus: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid"
Mr. Parker: "Fra-gee-lay. That must be Italian."
Mrs. Parker: "I think that says 'fragile' dear."
Mr. Parker: "It's a major award!"
Swede: "Shucks, I wouldn't know that. It looks like a lamp."
Ralphie as an Adult: "Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually 4 years old, but also a girl."
Mr. Parker: "He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny."
Schwartz: "I TRIPLE-dog-dare ya!"
Ralphie as an Adult: "The heavenly aroma still hung in the house. But it was gone, all gone! No turkey! No turkey sandwiches! No turkey salad! No turkey gravy! Turkey Hash! Turkey a la King! Or gallons of turkey soup! Gone, ALL GONE!"