Hi! I'm Jeff. I like sharp objects and tinfoil hats. My cat is the reincarnation of Lucille Ball. I have a girlfriend...A real one! No more imaginary girls for me! No siree! Trashy food...If it is a casserole or has canned meat in it I am all over it! Also I love greasy spoon type vittles! Don't have any...Except for being big meat eaters...I certainly can pick a great cut of meat. I invent as I go and once I invented a formed patty of ground beef that I placed in a roll and topped with ketchup, mustard, lettuce and pickles. It was a smash hit...In fact I bet I could make a restaurant and sell these formed beef patties! I would call them Grubbers! I baked a shoe once...Man never mix whiskey and gin!