I was born in Buttkissland,IL, I now live in ShmoogedyBoogedy, D.C. I have 4.7 children, and i have approximately 2.3 husbands. I have 1.7 wives and 94.3 kittens. I have one dog who is the only thing that moves in my house that doesn't get smacked by my wooden spoon. Children, preferably older so they have more meat on them. I like to deep fry or broil them with garlic and lemon. I also like kittens with rosemary and basil and pesto. Roasting the unlucky family member while nude at Thanksgiving dinner. my first piece of unburnt toast, my first juicy and tender child. Booger in my soup, and one of my children escaped from the oven while i was tinkling in the potty.