Mar. 13, 2011 4:34 pm
Updated: Apr. 6, 2012 5:42 pm
Thought I was gone, did ya?
Hahahaha! Just been plotting the next installment here...... Getting old, so brain has to ramp up..... takes a couple of years......
Easter coming up. I have always had a problem with bunnies who lay eggs. There is something so WRONG wit
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Dec. 5, 2009 9:09 pm
Updated: Jan. 27, 2010 7:22 pm
Ok, I don't do Christmas. We all know that. So fahggetaboutit!Except I can't. 'Cause I see all the advertisements for the dumbest, stupidest, make-me-want-to-kill-you-if-you-give-it-to-me products that would be banned in 202 other countries. Because, after all, you can…
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Nov. 6, 2009 8:31 am
Updated: Nov. 22, 2009 9:10 pm
The very first lesson I ever learned from my great-grandmother was: “Never pay retail!” and the next was “If you can’t get it wholesale, it was never worth having!”
And to this day, I try and be a mensch my bubby would be proud of! Like finding the two for one turkey sale and the box of…
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Nov. 1, 2009 8:10 am
Updated: Nov. 5, 2009 11:49 am
Hi, I'm Tom Turkey, and Marty said I could write in his blog to bring attention to the yearly genocide perpetrated on poor, defenseless turkeys! Someone has to speak out!I hatched around Easter this year into what appeared to be Poultry Heaven. Had I only known! Life was so good…
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Oct. 30, 2009 1:11 pm
Updated: Nov. 6, 2009 2:03 pm
"C'mon", you say, "How can you say cute kids dressed up in cute costumes going door to door leads them to crime?" Simple. When they knock on your door, what do they say? "Trick or Treat." And THAT is a criminal offense! Ok, you think Marty's finally ready for…
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Oct. 28, 2009 4:25 pm
Updated: Nov. 5, 2009 12:28 pm
I really want to use this blog for humor and recipes, but there is one thing very close to my heart as a veteran of the armed services. So, I will do this one serious blog about what I believe we should never forget or take for granted.As we are about to enter into the holiday season, I…
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Oct. 26, 2009 3:32 pm
Updated: Nov. 13, 2009 1:27 pm
Hey, I'm an easy goin' guy. Live and let live.... that's my motto. Except for the idiots on HelL.A freeways. Did I mention that freeways is a misnomer? Use up this much of my life on freeways and they ain't free! I'd rather do six months in solitary on the Rock.…
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Oct. 25, 2009 12:30 pm
Updated: Nov. 12, 2009 2:31 pm
Two posts in one day? Well, read below and you will know why!When I was a kid, one of the foster homes I was in brought us into the living room (my bro, sis, and I) to watch them unwrap presents. Of course, we didn't get anything. Just this evil woman's way of making us…
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Oct. 25, 2009 7:57 am
Updated: Oct. 29, 2009 1:53 pm
Growing up in foster homes in Arizona, most foster parents looked at you as a check, not as a person, certainly not a child to teach. So how did I learn to do things like work on a car or cook? Desperation! Buy a heap and you are gonna have to fix it sooner or later (like, probably…
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