Single mom of the cutest kid EVER. LOL. Besides that, I'm just a nerd who reads too much and likes to be a neat freak in a chaos of clutter and klutzy-ness. Lasagna, Bacon Wrapped Ranch Chicken, anything baked, and anything my son with eat. My family doesn't cook, so.... Mini-meatballs. Those took FORVER. Well.....let's see....does my ex-boyfriend pushing the pizza onto the oven coils and having it burst into flames count? Ooh, or maybe the time I tried to make Coca-Cola Chocolate Cake and used the wrong type of chocolate (used syrup, not powder). THAT was gross.