First time I tried baking bread. Oh my!! I married into a family used to homemade bread which I had never even SEEN done. My mother-in-law gave me a recipe and I was on my way! Of course the batter wasn't what I imagined so I assumed I had done something wrong. I took my bowl out behind the garage and dumped it vowing to never waste the ingredients of time again. This would be my little secret. A couple of days later my husband came in horrified and said he had to show me a wierd mushroom behind the garage. I had to confess what happened after I saw it because he was so concerned. Eventually I learned to make bread and still do it 50 years later.