My always legendary Alberta Beef Super Cheesey Grease Burgers. By far the best burger in the entire cosmos....guaranteed to clog any artery at 10,000 paces. A must for ANY hockey game, but preferrably cooked up for Calgary Flames games. Go Flames Go!!! - A 46 foot fully loaded sub sandwich for a public footbal game. - My secret sub sauce recipe that shall never be released to human nor beast...well...maybe if the gal was pretty. heh. - My chocolate cake recipe...that might shock, yet titillate you. - My personal super creamy, not too thick chocolate milkshake, and dreamy sundae combo filled with nuts, rice krispies, and the kitchen sink. (and a few of them fuzzy things from under the fridge) Once in grade 3, i went to bake a cake and instead of the cake batter i made up the icing recipe and baked that pan of gunk for over 4 hours trying to get it to rise. Alas, i failed. Needless to say my mom had a good little cackle over it.