I've been married for 11 years. I have a daughter and a baby boy that is lucky my wife has patience. That is good, because my wife does not cook, clean, or even watch the game with me on Sundays, but I still love her. Football is as important to me as anything. I also like jelly beans. I have been proclaimed as the offical "King of the Grill". This title is a world title, not just a title here in America. I have a crown that I wear when I grill, but it is invisible and only I can see it. Being from KC, it has to be BBQ. If you are from there, then you know what I mean. In order to ascend to manhood there, you are required to take the secret BBQ test at age 16. Those that fail are never heard from again! I make the best ribs in the world. You only wish you knew my secret.... I haven't really had any cooking tragedies. I have a dog.