A quote I read recently that I loved:
"Making supper from scratch for the Mr. and I will forever be some of the fondest memories of being young, creative, and full of love/hope." -Yokoo
My cooking tragedies
Oooh... too many to count! ;) Mix 2 parts limited attention span with 1 part inability to follow instructions and you have a number of memorable disasters.
Perhaps the most laughable was my offering to help a friend get ready for a big dinner by mixing up her new brownie recipe. oh, had I only read through the recipe... (or asked!) i would have realized that this was a recipe for brownies AND icing... instead, this turned into one ..ummm... "interesting" dessert.