Married, student, aspiring writer, literature major, shy, ect... raspberry tarts and porcupine meatballs. As of this moment, that's all I CAN cook... At Christmas you have to make at least five different kinds of cookies. Hmmm.... The first thing I ever personally put the microwave was a bag of popcorn. On this notorious bag, the instructions said cook from 2-5 minutes. I chose 5. It was a black, smoking clump of charcoal. My mother's dogs would have none of it.