Only Yoo Can Put The -yoo In Cumin
Oct. 27, 2009 4:04 pm
Updated: Nov. 3, 2009 1:22 pm
What's in a spice name? Typically, I don't give it much thought. I know many spices and use many spices, from cinnamon to oregano, nutmeg to paprika.
But one of my favorite spices also happens to have a strange name. It's just that I didn't realize it had a strange name until I heard it repeated on television.
Cumin, aka koo-min, is the spice in question. Except that I don't pronounce it koo-min. I say it kyoo-min.
Now, consulting the dictionary could solve the problem, but it doesn't in this case. It justifies that both the koo-min and kyoo-min pronunciations are correct, and that does me no good.
But I am here to challenge that, to right the wrongs several notable celebrity chefs have began by butchering the pronunciation of my beloved kyoo-min spice.
A quick lesson in English pronunciations. Of course, English isn't like Spanish or German, phonetic languages whose words are pronounced just like they sound. There is no silent E in Spanish; a ph doesn't make an f sound in German; nowhere in either language do letters like -ough combine for certain sounds.
In English, such exceptions are the norm. But there are norms.
To wit:
When you have a word with two letters, a consonant and vowel, come together before a three-letter syllable composed of a consonant-vowel-consonant or consonant-consonant-vowel, you get certain pronunciations.
For example:
pa*per
ca*ble
la*bel
In all these, the -a at the end of the first syllable is long. In other words it says its name.
fe*ver
me*ter
re*lay
Those are some -e examples, in which the -e says its name. With me so far?
li*bel
wi*den
bi*son
The -i is the same. As is the -o...
do*nor
ro*ver
wo*ven
Thus, the -u should follow the same pattern.
cu*pid
cu*ban
cu*bic
mu*sic
Have you ever been shot by a koo-pid's arrow? What about for dinner, you ever been to a koo-ban restaurant? And have you ever measured to see how many koo-bic feet your garden measures? Do you listen to moo-sic while you cook or bake? So why would you put koo-min on your food and not kyoo-min?
(This is all in jest, of course. You can pronounce that spice's name however you want... just keep in mind that if you come over to my house for dinner and ask me if I used koo-min in the dish, you will suffer my wrath.)